Nothing Ever Happens
Updated 9d ago
What happened
Resolved 2026-05-12
The "Nothing Ever Happens: April" prediction market resolved to "Nothing," confirming that no qualifying major events occurred during April 2026. The market, which monitored five potential triggers including Federal Reserve rate changes, WTI crude oil spiking above $200, Strait of Hormuz traffic normalization, US military action against Cuba, and Epstein-related arrests, saw all five conditions fail to materialize before the April 30 deadline.
As of September 7, 2026, the Polymarket odds for Nothing Ever Happens are: Nothing Ever Happens: April: 100%, Nothing Ever Happens: July: 100%, Nothing Ever Happens: May: 100%, Nothing Ever Happens: August: 99%, Nothing Ever Happens: March: 99%. These probabilities are derived from real-money trading and update in real time.
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